People like to argue about a lot of things these days, and I’ve never understood why. People still think that most stuff is a matter of opinion, but that simply isn’t the case. There are objective answers to every question in the world, and lucky for you guys, I happen to know all of them. I’ve decided to clue you guys in and put some of the internet’s biggest disagreements to rest once and for all. This week, I’ll be tackling…
Kingler is not the most creative Pokemon design….In fact, he’s just a crab who looks like a crab. That said, there’s something special about this little fellow and not enough people acknowledge it. Just think back to when he made his debut in the anime. In his hour of need, he evolves from a lowly Krabby and single handedly clenches Ash his first victory in Pokemon League. That oddly effeminate magician didn’t know what hit him! Kingler is a symbol of hope. He’s a sign that you can change from something weak and scrawny into something badass and powerful without having to change that much at all…..Also he has an underbite and one oversized claw which make him super silly and fun!
Pikachu is good and all, but let’s be honest: He’s just a less interesting version of Raichu. Raichu has bomb ass elf ears, an adorable pot belly, and the best tail in all of Pokemon, all while retaining everything you love about his far more famous pre evolution. I have no idea why Ash’s Pikachu refuses to evolve, because it’s clear that he’s not living up to his true potential.
Snorlax is by far the most relatable Pokemon in the entire franchise. He just wants to sleep and eat, and the second you come between him and his goals, he raises hell. Who among us can say that’s not the life they wish they could lead. Intimidating, cute and pudgy as hell, Snorlax is everything you could possibly want in a Pokemon. He may be blocking your path, but he’s never in the way.
The original Dragon-Type is also the best. His sweet appearance and portly physique hide the fact that he’s a total badass. There’s a reason he’s the last Pokemon you fight in the Elite Four, after all. Dragonite is capable of fucking up your shit, but I still just wanna give him a great, big hug, and that makes him a great Pokemon in my book.
Bulbasaur is often treated like he’s the worst of the original starter Pokemon, but the fact of the matter is that he’s clearly the best. For starters, unlike Squirtle and Charizard, there’s more to his design than just taking …read more
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